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Please note that I have spent a lot of time getting these jokes together and publishing them for your enjoyment. I have not limited access to anything here and you are free to download them and use as you like. I would appreciate an acknowledgement of this source if you intend posting and/or republishing any of these jokes.

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Multimedia Jokes (May 2006)
Mugabe Jokes (updated June 2003)
Sport jokes (April 2005)
Afrikaanse grappe. (May 2006)
Madam & Eve (Updated August 2003)
Politically incorrect (December 2003)
Zuma Jokes( October 2006)
All images (May 2007)
 
New currency - R10.00 Note
Visiting South Africa - expect this at customs.
America's war 1 - An SA perspective.
New currency - R20.00 Note
 Could it be Heaven?
America's war 2 - An SA perspective. 
New currency - R50.00 Note.
McDonalds in Africa.
South African currency.
One week in Africa.
Corruption in the SAPS.
Hanging on 'till payday - clever advertising.
The new Coat of Arms.
Hijacker wants fuel.
Flying Squad - the new vehicle?
We live in Heaven.
SA taxi's, spares shop. 
The floods 1.
Corruption in the Prison Services.
 Unique product from Kwa-Zulu Natal. (PG)  
The floods 2.
SA Arms deal scam
On busses and crashes 
Transportation in Africa!
SABC's new TV test pattern. (PG)
South African Revenue Services(PG)
Department of Home Affairs - Generic Form.
 What is BIG in S.A.?  
Welcome to Africa - Actual news excerpts Fokoljob - Beggars can't be liars! Cape road signs. 
Another Hansie joke. Burglar caught himself! Signs (only) in Africa
Bakkie on bakkie.  New Taxi in Cape Town.  Buying education.
Hospital charts - always had doubts about government hospitals!  Getting used to buying plastic shopping bags.   Examination Questions 
Women and the South African Barbi (Braai)     Lingo the South African way.  Piet van Potch (tackling a ref).
You know you're in South Africa when.. Bigmouth American. SA Sentence Construction 
South African culture, honesty & confused identity. Hau, Afrikaans she's better.  Cape Town graffiti? 
You want to know what about S.A.?  Angoni, the Chief Herbalist.  The Taliban and Doctors.
You know you live in Jo'burg when...   Togetherness Part 1   Genie in Soweto & Femina extracts.  
Who can you believe?  Togetherness Part 2   The promised land. 
The New Republic of South Africa Examinations Local T-Shirts (PG)  Clever Bongani & the teacher.
Can you fit all these people in a taxi? Formula 1 - South African team.  Parliament's official language.
Definition of politics - and what it means. Recipe for a blerrie mooi braai!  Which way to die?
Released crime figures better? The 'bird' sports.. Righteous Winnie (who'll never go to jail).
Who's having a beer?  Spelling & the new government symbol.   South African 911
Typical Afrikaner joke. Who is... 2004 Olympics in Cape Town?
  South African viruses. Drinking beer & Rugby World Cup. 
The creation...  After death - which Hell? Election promises.
Windows 99 (for South Africa) The NEW National Anthem Crime in airports study and Afrikaans names. 
Boksburg Thesaurus - Computer technology Only in Cape Town - lingo unique to S.A. Showing the hijackers how..
Even the ministry get burgled! It's great to be Souf African! Traffic police stupidity.
The Chihuahua and the leopard. Bloem boys in the big city. Mbeki - where does AIDS fit in?
Apt sponsor for a South African taxi. Do you still remember when..?  Cape Town style - Marilyn Monroe.
True taxi story. (PG) Curry, the Durban way. Communication discoveries
Spot the difference. Police brutality. The ghost car
Wrong ad? The "Hijackers" Union.  
SA sport through the ages. Soccer administration in South Africa. Sannie's bakkie.
Mozambique - Lion warning. Crime pays with the right "buddies"? Smiling Sipho
  The SA Gover"munt" A South African love poem (rough)
Maybe it fits better up there? Beerglasses and cats Home Affairs - is that you? 
Taking the "mickey" out of Afrikaans African roulette Blue Bulls fan in Durban.
Sipho The Ventersdorp IT Dictionary. Politically Incorrect Commandments
Sweet revenge Die woord "poeselig" Taxi wars
Indian or Black? Signs for criminals (courtesy of our government) BEE at home.
And you thought 10111 will make the cops come? Funny truths of life. Loan to Zim & Terrorists in S. Africa.
Photi's letter. Duties of a wife. The origin of the word "Aish".
What if other companies made condoms? Farmers transport in 2014 and traffic police mentality. Fred without the surname.
Whites rule! Zimbabwe & confusion over new names in S.A. Adam & Eve, a South African story.
Afrikaanse sê-goed, guns and women & Fat Cat Zuma. Feel like this about banks?

Potholes - SA style.
Sangoma sicknote "Big" sale in Cape Town. Watse kar ry jy? (Deel 1)
Strange names. Revised National Anthem. Watse kar ry jy? (Deel 2)
Wat is 'n pa - uit die mond van die suigeling. Kaapse grap and the crocodile school story.  Watse kar ry jy? (Deel 3)
Nogga Capey joke & Naas' dogs. The stitcher and fitter. Mugabe and the Witchdoctor. TV Pronunciation & Running Bear Moodley
How good are your brakes? Is sex work? Wally's week comic strip. Air Zimbabwe & Nando's.
See no evil. Take your chance. Signs in South Africa. What's "clearasil" supposed to do anyway!
Driving rules for Gauteng. Sprokies in skole & the blacks changing culture. Municipal workers & Immigrants.
Before cellphones and Die Boere oorlog. Togetherness the taxi driver, in London. Nataniël en die spinnekop. Affirmative job seeker.
Capey joke & school sicknotes. Chuck-alaka & the Zuma song. Affirmative action job application.
Jou sterre. PG Class & Klaas. The elephant story. Our own Steve Hofmeyr.
Vrot eiers, Engelse vertaling & Jabu. What the cover should say about Zim! "Dog baaits" and "don't stop" signs.
If bands had Afrikaans names. An Afrikaner & Englishman talk about SA. Health Minister & Knorrox?
Fakatuur en die hond. Introduction to South Africa - words we use. A guide to TV pronunciation.
Tomb Raider - Boksburg style. Driving by yourself? Get some company. Funny signs.
South African comic strips. ANC on cannibalism & a Hummer for the SAP? Negotiating with a robber & new armed response.
South African Monopoly. Baptism & new hotel. BBB (BEE?) and the GREAT Black.
Boere IT Dictionary & Boeremag. Boksburg 2-Pac & BMW license plate. What your alcohol preference say about you!
Another Proudly South African list.. No dumping sign & Application form. Afrikaanse grappe.
Eishkom & 2010 tourist package. Revenge on the Aussies & Capey joke. Pampoen, FNB & Gautrain.
2010 Job Titles Moerse special and Jobless man. Sharks & more sharks.
Roadside repairs? - Anyone? Cricket World Cup aftermath. SARFU, medication, baboon & Absa.
Municipality complaint & Teazers? Super 14, SA Cellphone & winter is here. Misverstand, Papsak & Weedbrix.
Internal affairs & SARS making it easy. Soccer interviews, Brakpan family & Ozzie Playboy. Zulu and some more brandname rip-offs.
Souf Efrikun iengliesh & 2007 in review (already). 2010 Clip & the cow story. Children, the Plumber & Weed.
Kraanvoël & Donkey attack. Miertjie moerig & driving in first gear. Why coloureds can't be terrorists & video "Kameeltoon".
Signs in South Africa 1 Signs in South Africa 2 Signs in South Africa 3

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